THE ADVENTURES OF TOAD!
OFFICER: All rise for judge toad!
* toad walks in *
TOAD: Whats the problem?
LAWYER: Well, this person said this person stiole his car, but this person said this person stole his car!
TOAD: Ok, send them both to the jail!
THE END!
ELEKID: Whats up?
BOWSER: Young elekid, ahh, what a waste
ELEKID: What?
BOWSER: I know how your parents treat you, have you actually ever had a day where you just stay at home with your family?
ELEKID: No
BOWSER: ElekidI want you to become, my child
ELEKID: No
* He starts to walk away *
BOWSER: WAIT!!! PleaseI need someone to continue my legacyplease, give me a chance
ELEKID: Fine
CRANKY: Think we should even lift the planks of this guy? I mean, he might have survived
* they start lifting of the rubble from squirtle who is lying on the ground motionless *
DIDDY: Nope hes dead alright
SNORLAX: Poor guyhell miss the steve harvey show
* Squirtle sits up and starts biting dickless D, zombie style *
DICKLESS D: HELP!!!!!!
D.K: Hell no!
DIDDY: HAHAHAHAHAH! Look at him getting killed!
CRANKY: Oh man, I need my camera
DICKLESS D: PLEASE!! HELP!!
D.K: Fuck off! Get out yourself!
DICKLESS D: Fine
* He pops a grenade in Squirtles mouth, pulls out a treble, double super shotgun blows him to bits. Blasts a whole in the roof throws a rope up climbs up *
D.K: Damn, that was unexpected
DIDDY: Oh well at least he made a whole in the roof for us
* Dickless D runs back and patches up the roof *
DIDDY: Shit
* The song Just the two of us plays
Showing elekid and bowser playing football. Bowser has a heart attack.
Elekid telling bellosom to get nakes
Elekid and Bowser firing Goombas *
SNORLAX: Damn, why did I have to be so heroic and try to save butterfree
CRANKY: I dont know, but thanks a lot fucker, I mean I was probably going to die in about a week because Im fuckin 152 years old, but now I have to spend my last days roting here with you, D.K and diddy
POLI: and me
* silence *
SNORLAX: We could still escapewe just need to think
D.K: Think? What the fuck
CRANKY: Its hopeless, were trapped here, lets just hurry up and die, here
* he throws Snorlax a knife *
CRANKY: slit my wrist
SNORLAX: CrankyI aint going to slit your wrist
CRANKY: Ill give you a free beer
SNORLAX: Ok
BUTTERFREE: HELP!!!!!!
SNORLAX: BUTTERFREE!!
* They look above them and butterfree is hanging from the roof *
SNORLAX: Dont worry, Im here to save you!
BUTTERFREE: Really? Does that mean you really, love me?
SNORLAX: Of courseyoure my wife
D.K: Damn, this is the softest play yet
* D.K shoots poli *
D.K: There we go
SNORLAX: Who did this?
BUTTERFREE: Well
* They here a evil laugh, then mewtwo appears *
MEWTWO: Yes, it was I!
SNORLAX: You evil son of a bitch!
MEWTWO: And just like I killed your first bitch, I will kill your other bitch!
* Mewtwo kills Buttterfree and she drops into snorlaxs arms *
SNORLAX: NOOOO! If I were a DBZ character Id turn super on your ass!
* Snorlax jumps, yes thats right, JUMPS all the way up to Mewtwo and kicks him full smack in the head. He smashes through a wall and there is a bedroom with butterfree lying in the bed *
SNORLAX: What the fuck?
BUTTERFREE: L you really do love me!
* She hugs Snorlax *
SNORLAX: Would some one please explain!
MEWTWO: Okwell, she wanted to test your love, and she ofered me free sex
BUTTERFREE: Yes, I came here to see if youd come rescue me
SNORLAX: Thenwhat about the other butterfree?
BUTTERFREE: Oh, that was just some other Butterfree that mewtwo kidnapped
SNORLAX: Ok, well lets go home now wait a minute, what about the zombies
MEWTWO: They were just caterpies I used my illusion techniques
SNORLAX: Cool, you went through a lot of trouble for this..
MEWTWO: Hey what can I say, your wife does good sex
SNORLAX: Yep
MEWTWO: Were still mortal enemies you know
SNORLAX: Surewhy not
MEWTWO: And that kickhurt
* Mewtwo kicks Snorlax off the stage *
MEWTWO: How about just one more
BUTTERFREE: Okbut itll cost you
THE ADVENTURES OF TOAD!
TOAD: Hey nyk
NYK: what?
TOAD: Is this adventures of toad thing just away to kick me out the play?
NYK: Erm
THE END!!
BOWSER: SoElekid, did you enjoy you day?
ELEKID: Yesithink I want to give this a shot
BOWSER: YES!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Prince Elekid!! YES!!
ELEKID: Ill just go and get my stuffdad
BOWSER: Ok
* He goes *
PSYDUCK: Congratulations zir! You have a son!!
BOWSER: Huh? Oh yeahso what
PSYDUCK: But zir, isnt zis vat you wanted?
BOWSER: NoAll I want is.revenge.revenge on snorlax! HAHAHAHAAH
PSYDUCK: Evil evil person, butgenious!
GREEN: Have fun?
RED: YES!! Of course!! Im not gay!
BLUE: He hated it
YELLOW: Yep..
RED: Okmy turn! I choose Mario!!
MARIO: Oktruth
RED: Is it truethat your gay!
MARIO: ..yes.
SNORLAX: Ahh, I cant wait to get home, were actually going to have a nice night home just the three of us
BUTTERFREE: 3?
SNORLAX: Yeahelekid
BUTTERFREE: Oh yeah
* They go in there home *
SNORLAX: Yo son!
BUTTERFREE: ELEKID!!
* Elekid walks in the house *
ELEKID: Hey
* He grabs a bag *
ELEKID: see ya
* He starts to walk out but Snorlax stops him *
SNORLAX: Hey, where you going? Its a family night!
ELEKID: Oh, now you want a family night huh? Welltoo late!
BUTTERFREE: What do you mean?
ELEKID: What do I mean? I mean that Ive lived here for the past few years basically on my own! No mother, no father, well I finally did something about out! I gotadopted!
SNORLAX: WHAT THE FUCK!
ELEKID: Thats right, your looking at Elekid, Elekid the son, son of booooooooooowser! Who would have tought that!
* He leaves *
SNORLAX: Bowser, my other enemy that bastard! He stole my son! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS PLAY! First I loose my wifenow my son
SNORLAX: I cant believe this shit!! Im going to see luigi.
* He opens the door *
RED: OH YEAH!! GIVE IT TO HIM!!
* Mario is spanking Luigi *
SNORLAX: what the fuck! It just gets worse and worse!
WARIO: Shit, hows he going to get out of this one
KOFFING: I dunno, and the fuck is up with mario! guess well find out next time
WARIO: speaking of next time! DBZ!!
VOICE: WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!!!
WARIO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THE END!!
